All Right, Time to Clean up My Blog

As I have stated, I would like to keep my blog going. So I will be redesigning my page. I just wanted anybody who actually follows this blog, to know that. I will also be allowing anonymous posts. That way if I ever type something inapropriate, you will not be attached to this blog. I will however be watching the things I say. You can rest assured that I will try and keep this page pg-13. For example, my sweet pic is of my son riding in a busy street with his great grandfather, or you could view it as a pedaphiles fantasy. (That comment is so pg-13)

A quick view of things I will be posting about:
1. Resident Evil in 3-D
2. My brother and sister getting married (one of these was a surprise)
3. The Hornets upcoming season
4. My love of a certain Missouri State Basketballer (can you cas who)(I know who it is)
5. A day in the life of a roof estimator (this will be like an e-job shadow) personally I have always wanted to job shadow someone, but sadly this has never happened for me.
6. Top fast food chains for a breakfast burito

Anyway, I look forward to touching on these topics for the entertainment of me, and to maybe keep my friends in the Clint loop.

The Meaning of Life

The older I get the more I ponder the question..."What is the meaning of life?" I have had a lot of things going on as of late that inspire me to give my views on what the meaning of life is. Unfortuneately no one asked me to give my opinion on the meaning of life, as I was banking on, but instead prefer me to give the reason black people have ashy elbows.

So here goes....the reason black people have ashy elbows. But before I give my reason for black peoples ashy elbows, let me doubly emphasize my disapointment for no one asking me to post something profound....like the meaning of life. I am very very disapointed, because I have so much to teach those who have questions about things, such as the meaning of life. For heavens sake, me giving an expose on why ball sacs are wrinkly would look like the most profound thing every written next to why black peoples elbows are ashy.

Without further interuption, here is the reason black people have ashy elbows: And that reason is because they eat so much fried chicken. Fried chicken is the leading cause of ashyelbowidous. The only cure is not being lazy, swimming, or being white. I chose to be white a coons age ago. There you have it folks, the reason the blacks have ashy elbows. Please give me something better to write about next time.

I'm Back...For Real This Time

My friends, you will have to forgive me for taking so long to write a post. I have been spending my days meditating, and by meditating I of course mean trying to find a deeper meaning to life.....just kidding, I've been filling my days by rubbing that quick one off to Miley Cyrus, although she's starting to lose her appeal to me(probably b/c she's so old now). But I digress, it's time to end my silent strike and start posting, because if I don't my friends will forget who I am, what I do, and why I go to the MVC tourney. I really don't have a theme for this post. Just wanted to post something to let people know I'm blogging it up again. I want to list a few quick things I miss:

1)My friends: Matt, Chad, Martin, Fred, and of course Justin....and all the others that are not friend enough to post a name for.
2)Kevins mom.
3)Fucking Kevins mom.
4)Making love to Kevins mom.
5)Fingering Kevins mom.
6)Doing Kevins mom in the ass.
7)That time I thought I was having sex with Kevins mom, but it turned out to be Kevins dad....(i'll let you in on a secret, I knew it was Kevins Dad)

Well that's it for now, I'll post something soon. I have so many interesting things to post about. If you would like to hear my opinion on any topics please let me know through your comments. No subject is tabou. Let me give you some ideas for giving me ideas for things to write about. E.G. Clint, I would love to hear your opinion about Kevins Mom. or Hey Clint, I would love to hear your opinion about Kevins moms naked body, or Hey Clint, what's the deal with you and Kevins mom? If your lucky enough, I might blog abut a topic you inquired about. That's it for now, I look forward to writing again.

To Be Continued....

Climbing The Ladder

I never thought in a million years I would have to defend my position on the ladder of friendship. I understand this will be put to a vote by the current rungs. So, I will have to appeal to each one of you individually . Hold on, its a nick jonas and Miley Cyrus video.....Now I'm inspired...here we go.

Justin
You know I have always appreciated your friendship. I understand you recently got put back on the ladder you were once taken off of. So, you of all people should not want to put me through that hell, that you have experienced first hand.....hold on that miley, NIck song ended up being a Selena Gomez and the other two brothers video......This could totally make a good porn. Anyway, point is I fully expect to receive your vote. If you vote for me I will suck your balls whilste you do the famous Justin Balls voice....I luv it.

Next

Chad
Do I really need to beg for your vote? We have slept together, eaten together, through a gay party together, and last but not least we bought dish tv together. You wouldn't even be on this ladder if it wasn't for me getting team leader in our business management class earning me an even higher score than the group. Thank god I have killer paper rock siccor skills. Chad if you vote for me I will let you win paper rock siccors for sucking your balls. But just to be safe lets say if I win I suck your balls too.

also next

Matt
We have done a lot together. You even let my evil hampster live in your house for a while, at the same time Brian Appleseed lived there, that's when I knew you liked me. Remember that time I filled your hole at your house. I even had some of my mud get on me and had to use your hose to wash it off. I had to turn your hose on first and then, turn it off till the liquid stopped cumming out. But, that's neither here nor there. For you, to earn your vote, I will do something different than the other two, I will suck your balls, whilste using both thumbs simultaneously shoving them up your hiney hole.

Last but not least
Fred
I, in no way expect to receive your vote. But I do know it has to suck to not have anybody to compete with. We have done the milk challenge together, peep challenge, cracker challenge, and swim ac cross the pond challenge. If I'm not on the ladder who would you have to compete with. Regardless of if you vote for me, I will full out have gay sex with you(not after your married though....it's a sin at that point)

So, Gentlemen, I would appreciate to stay on the ladder. I am still the same person I was before I left for Louisiana, except I play pool, and magic the gathering. I in know way have increased my friend making abilities down here(or made myself more appealing to other guys....please note the magic and pool reference). I haven't made any new friends, no matter how many guys balls I suck. If I don't have you that I have nothing. That would leave me with my wife and son, and what kind of life would that be just to have those two. In closing, no matter what happens, can we still suck each others balls from time to time.

Take a while and think about what your losing if you don't vote for me.

Your Yahoo Fantasy Football Champion,
El Grande Vergas

I mean just Clint

P.S.
If you don't vote for me or let me suck your balls....I will rape you

I'm So Money

I am writing this post namely to brag on myself. Over the last few months I have taken the hobby of pool, nine ball in particular. I play on a team, and we recently won a tourney this weekend that gets us to Vegas. So, if anyone is planning a trip to Vegas, I will be there from the 20-26th, and staying at the Regency to participate in this huge tourney.(also, if you want to stay at the Regency this week I would book ASAP as it will fill up fast for the tourney.

Also, I will be writing a post soon how I got groped at work by a customer, and am now under the impression that there is something about me that attracts gay men. Not only do I attract them, but there is something about me that suggests I am ready to pull out my weiner at the drop of a dime. I will do some researching on me this week, and see what I come up with. It will be interesting to see how many homosexuals will aproach me in vegas. Anyway, that post is to come soon.

Again, if anyone needed a reason to go to Vegas, I am giving you one.

I'm Going To Be an Usher...Oh My!!!!

I recently was asked to be an usher at one of my good friends weddings. I will not say Fred Eck's name on account I don't want his name associated with anything I write, in case he loses his job and needs a new one in the future. In any event, I just wanted everyone to know that I am probably going to be the most important person at Fred's wedding. I come to this conclusion because I am smart and want a really good present. I was doing some research on the type of present an usher can expect to recieve for ushering, I came accross that "a nice way to thank them for all their help is to present them with a gift of engraved cufflinks at the rehearsal dinner or sometime before the wedding" I'm not saying I'm going to turn down engraved cufflinks, because god knows there are people in China that would kill just for one engraved cufflink. I don't want to be one of those people, but I feel beings I have the most important job, and this is true because I stated that in the begining of this post, thus making it fact, that I deserve the best and most expensive of gifts.

I don't think I am asking for to much. Think about what I have to do as opposed to everyone else(I am also assuming I am head usher, making me the boss of Chad) I have to arrive at my job (a.k.a. the ceramony) up to an hour early. I didn't even arrive to my own wedding that early. I have to make sure to seat all these people on the right sides. Fun fact, did you know there are two sides a "brides side" and a "grooms side" That's double the work of seating people. This is rediculous. I don't even think slaves (a.k.a. black people) had to work that hard. That's like asking a slave to pick two completely different cotton fields, one hundred miles apart, after having asked them to show up an hour early to work on Christmas. Do you get the picture I'm painting? Ushering is hard work, slave work, and I don't think I'm out of line when I ask for a present and a deposit on my labor that I will be giving for free. I mean I'm already showing up for work an hour early, don't you think I'm worth it. I do.

Anyway, the point I'm making is I just want a little recognition, a deposit, engraved cuflinks, power over Chad, a slave, and if it's no to much a thank you card. I just want my friend Fred to know how much I appreciate him and that is why I am willing to do this thankless job for nothing, and by nothing I mean for something.

I LOVE YOU FRED

Bangkock Dangerous Review

You wanted it, now I'm delivering what was supposed to be one of the biggest blockbusters ever. I watched this movie off my xbox, and I must say I originally thought it was a porn(imagine my disappointment...when life hands you lemons...jerk off). It wasn't, coincidentally the only redeeming value of this film was a boobie shot about midway through. Other then that, it lacked story, entertainment, and more boobies. I know a lot of my friends are not huge Nicolas Cage fans, but I for one like the guy. He starred in one of the best movies of all time, Raising Arizona, and for that role he will always be considered an "A" list actor. Anyway, I won't even bore you with the details of what this movie was about, it's that boring. If Clint Baer says something is boring, most likely it's very boring. Although, I do recommend you watch it just so you can see the boringness of it, except for the boob shot that I mentioned earlier........Bangkok Dangerous, is that seriously the best title they could come up for this movie? I mean it got me to watch it, but they should have named it Bangkok Dangerously Boring, something more true to what the movie is. Anyway, let me end by recommending you watch this film.....once.