Monday, August 18, 2008
Go USA
This is the time to stand up and say, yeah I'm proud to be an american. Phelps is making us proud, the redeem team is tearing things up, the sand volley ball girls are hot until facial close ups, and lest we forget we still can't win a friggin game of soccer. These are the things as of lately that make me say "hey man....I'm american and I'm proud as hell"..............this counts as a post by the way.
Monday, August 11, 2008
A note to animals
I am here to bring justice in the world for all. Society(and law) tells us that we can't have sex in public, with animals, with anyone 17 and under, without consent....and yet we are letting our animals run wild with their vaginas and weiners. I can't count how many times a dog has raped my leg, and what is the penalty for this offense.....a "NO", and we all forget what happened to my leg. I have seen a fish jack off on eggs in public a plethera of times without one person saying a thing. Is this the society I live in, a society that lets animals rub there suxuallity all up in our faces. No sir, I am standing up to all animals, and I say they should all be put through the same oppression as anyone else. I can't tell you how many hampsters I have lost to unplanned pregnencies. We need to edgucate these animals on the power of sex and the consiquences that come with it. If we don't then who will. I am off my soap box for now, I just felt this is something that had to be said. I don't know what the solution is, sex ed videos, animal condoms,.....I don't know, but at the very least could we make beastiality leagal....with age regulations and consent of course(I'm not sick like that). It's just not fair to me that they get to get all the hot stuff without judgement and we as humans are left wanting more. Let us all stand up and ask......what ever happened to equality for all?
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
Adjusting to new sports talk radio
This is my first blog so I hope this posts all right. Any of you who are reading this know me and know that I'm in Louisiana. Here in Lafayette we have basically one sports station on a.m. radio. It's an espn station, but for 24 hours it's loacal talk radio. This is the worst talk radio I have ever listened to in my life. That being said, I find it very entertaining that people could be so retarded. I am used to the biased callers, being from MO with the cheif fans, but saints fans bring it to a whole nother level. Let me give you an example of a biased saints fan.
Caller: Do you think with our team, if they did just a little better than last year....we could get that ring?
Host: No, with out a doubt no. They need a great defense, and they lack that.
Caller: Wouldn't you say their defense is mediocer.
Host: yes
Caller: And you still don't think they have a shot.
Host: not a chance in hell
Caller: aaaaa I don't think so, other than the cowboys.....I don't see who could give them a run for their money
A lot of the humor in this call is the cajun, or in this case coon ass accent with a slight case of tardness. One fan did give me a new perspective on the farve situation
Caller: I've got a cure for this Farve sitiation
HOst: Ok, what you got?
Caller: All they have to do is trade him to the falcons, and he won't want to go and he will just go back into retirement
HOst: I don't think farve would do that
Caller: He doesn't have a choice, there is no trade clause in his contract.
Host: That would go against everything I have heard in the media
Caller: In fact no player has a trade clause, because that's how the players union set up this whole thing. There for they should just trade him to the falcons end of subject
Host: Well, like I said, the media states other wise
Caller: Well, everyone in the media is wrong, because no player can have a trade clause
Again, delivery would help animate better the humor in their talk radio. I never thought I would miss listening to a chiefs fan on the radio, but at least they are less retarded, and more realistic. I can say for a fact that I learned something new about myself today, I hate saints fan.
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Caller: Do you think with our team, if they did just a little better than last year....we could get that ring?
Host: No, with out a doubt no. They need a great defense, and they lack that.
Caller: Wouldn't you say their defense is mediocer.
Host: yes
Caller: And you still don't think they have a shot.
Host: not a chance in hell
Caller: aaaaa I don't think so, other than the cowboys.....I don't see who could give them a run for their money
A lot of the humor in this call is the cajun, or in this case coon ass accent with a slight case of tardness. One fan did give me a new perspective on the farve situation
Caller: I've got a cure for this Farve sitiation
HOst: Ok, what you got?
Caller: All they have to do is trade him to the falcons, and he won't want to go and he will just go back into retirement
HOst: I don't think farve would do that
Caller: He doesn't have a choice, there is no trade clause in his contract.
Host: That would go against everything I have heard in the media
Caller: In fact no player has a trade clause, because that's how the players union set up this whole thing. There for they should just trade him to the falcons end of subject
Host: Well, like I said, the media states other wise
Caller: Well, everyone in the media is wrong, because no player can have a trade clause
Again, delivery would help animate better the humor in their talk radio. I never thought I would miss listening to a chiefs fan on the radio, but at least they are less retarded, and more realistic. I can say for a fact that I learned something new about myself today, I hate saints fan.
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