All Right, Time to Clean up My Blog

As I have stated, I would like to keep my blog going. So I will be redesigning my page. I just wanted anybody who actually follows this blog, to know that. I will also be allowing anonymous posts. That way if I ever type something inapropriate, you will not be attached to this blog. I will however be watching the things I say. You can rest assured that I will try and keep this page pg-13. For example, my sweet pic is of my son riding in a busy street with his great grandfather, or you could view it as a pedaphiles fantasy. (That comment is so pg-13)

A quick view of things I will be posting about:
1. Resident Evil in 3-D
2. My brother and sister getting married (one of these was a surprise)
3. The Hornets upcoming season
4. My love of a certain Missouri State Basketballer (can you cas who)(I know who it is)
5. A day in the life of a roof estimator (this will be like an e-job shadow) personally I have always wanted to job shadow someone, but sadly this has never happened for me.
6. Top fast food chains for a breakfast burito

Anyway, I look forward to touching on these topics for the entertainment of me, and to maybe keep my friends in the Clint loop.

The Meaning of Life

The older I get the more I ponder the question..."What is the meaning of life?" I have had a lot of things going on as of late that inspire me to give my views on what the meaning of life is. Unfortuneately no one asked me to give my opinion on the meaning of life, as I was banking on, but instead prefer me to give the reason black people have ashy elbows.

So here goes....the reason black people have ashy elbows. But before I give my reason for black peoples ashy elbows, let me doubly emphasize my disapointment for no one asking me to post something profound....like the meaning of life. I am very very disapointed, because I have so much to teach those who have questions about things, such as the meaning of life. For heavens sake, me giving an expose on why ball sacs are wrinkly would look like the most profound thing every written next to why black peoples elbows are ashy.

Without further interuption, here is the reason black people have ashy elbows: And that reason is because they eat so much fried chicken. Fried chicken is the leading cause of ashyelbowidous. The only cure is not being lazy, swimming, or being white. I chose to be white a coons age ago. There you have it folks, the reason the blacks have ashy elbows. Please give me something better to write about next time.

I'm Back...For Real This Time

My friends, you will have to forgive me for taking so long to write a post. I have been spending my days meditating, and by meditating I of course mean trying to find a deeper meaning to life.....just kidding, I've been filling my days by rubbing that quick one off to Miley Cyrus, although she's starting to lose her appeal to me(probably b/c she's so old now). But I digress, it's time to end my silent strike and start posting, because if I don't my friends will forget who I am, what I do, and why I go to the MVC tourney. I really don't have a theme for this post. Just wanted to post something to let people know I'm blogging it up again. I want to list a few quick things I miss:

1)My friends: Matt, Chad, Martin, Fred, and of course Justin....and all the others that are not friend enough to post a name for.
2)Kevins mom.
3)Fucking Kevins mom.
4)Making love to Kevins mom.
5)Fingering Kevins mom.
6)Doing Kevins mom in the ass.
7)That time I thought I was having sex with Kevins mom, but it turned out to be Kevins dad....(i'll let you in on a secret, I knew it was Kevins Dad)

Well that's it for now, I'll post something soon. I have so many interesting things to post about. If you would like to hear my opinion on any topics please let me know through your comments. No subject is tabou. Let me give you some ideas for giving me ideas for things to write about. E.G. Clint, I would love to hear your opinion about Kevins Mom. or Hey Clint, I would love to hear your opinion about Kevins moms naked body, or Hey Clint, what's the deal with you and Kevins mom? If your lucky enough, I might blog abut a topic you inquired about. That's it for now, I look forward to writing again.

To Be Continued....