You wanted it, now I'm delivering what was supposed to be one of the biggest blockbusters ever. I watched this movie off my xbox, and I must say I originally thought it was a porn(imagine my disappointment...when life hands you lemons...jerk off). It wasn't, coincidentally the only redeeming value of this film was a boobie shot about midway through. Other then that, it lacked story, entertainment, and more boobies. I know a lot of my friends are not huge Nicolas Cage fans, but I for one like the guy. He starred in one of the best movies of all time, Raising Arizona, and for that role he will always be considered an "A" list actor. Anyway, I won't even bore you with the details of what this movie was about, it's that boring. If Clint Baer says something is boring, most likely it's very boring. Although, I do recommend you watch it just so you can see the boringness of it, except for the boob shot that I mentioned earlier........Bangkok Dangerous, is that seriously the best title they could come up for this movie? I mean it got me to watch it, but they should have named it Bangkok Dangerously Boring, something more true to what the movie is. Anyway, let me end by recommending you watch this film.....once.
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Where do you find this crap?
Thank you for warning me about this movie, Clint. Now let me warn you, if you ever fucking mention my name and queer in the same sentence again, I'm gonna fucking punch you. Just kidding...or am I?
(Ps. I'm am really gonna fucking punch you...)
(Ps. Another warning: don't ever watch anything written by Nicholas Sparks.)
The Notebook was the bomb, yo!!! (this is not really Martin. That is a made-up name. This is Car....tin. Yeah, Cartin is my name...)
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